Sunday, August 29, 2010

Six Sentence Sunday

Welcome to Six Sentence Sunday! This week I am posting a random six sentence portion of my work in progress "Brothers in Blue: Max." Ok... it's a few more sentences than six. But I'm sure you won't mind!

He was wearing a worn – so worn that they were almost white -- pair of Levi’s that fit real nicely. And a snug black T-shirt that exposed that tattoo -- the one that drew her eyes every time, as it did right now. As her inspection moved upward past his broad shoulders, she noticed he hadn’t shaved off the five o’clock shadow he had been sporting earlier – and it was damn sexy. The only thing that stopped him from looking like a full-blown rebel was the severe law enforcement hair cut. Not enough hair there to run her fingers through, or to grip onto when --

“Done?” He raised one eyebrow and he grinned. “Want me to strip right here on the stoop or can I come in first?”

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

13 Ways to Say "I Love You"


13 WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU:

I love you. Its three simple words. But how about switching it up a bit? Catch your loved one off guard… Let me know what’s your favorite?

1. I want you.

2. I can’t live without you.

3. I adore you.

4. You complete me.

5. I’m devoted to you.

6. I need you.

7. I’m nothing without you.

8. Me and you. Always.

9. You intoxicate me.

10. You’re priceless.

11. You’re the one for me. Forever.

12. You are my world.

13. I’m lost without you.


This is only part one. For 13 more ways to say “I love you” hop over to the Romance Writers Behaving Badly Blog

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Six Sentence Sunday

Welcome to Six Sentence Sunday! This week I am posting a random six sentence portion of my work in progress "Brothers in Blue: Max."

“If you think a simple apology is going to be a bandage for all our problems… Well, it’s not. Your apologies come too little, too late. If you think you can do or say what you want, that you can be bossy, try to control my life and then just say, “I’m sorry” when you want to get me into bed? And then everything is all right? It doesn’t work that way. It hasn’t. It won’t. It never will.”

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

13 Quotes from "Shit My Dad Says"


13 QUOTES FROM "SHIT MY DAD SAYS":

It started with Twitter... then a book deal... Now it's going to be a sitcom... "Shit My Dad Says." Here are 13 quotes that Justin (the son) posted on Twitter.

These are some of my favorites:


1. "See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested."

2. "No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's."

3. "No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

4. "Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable."

5. "I'm just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves...Don't care, that's the only attitude you can have when you go to the DMV."

6. "I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."

7. "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."

8. “We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."

9. "Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."

10. "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

11. "Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."

12. "You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it."

13. "Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."


Like these? Want to read more?Get Justin's book here... http://shitmydadsays.com/book NO, I don't know Justin, I'm just glad he's sharing these quotes!

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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Six Sentence Sunday

Welcome to Six Sentence Sunday! This week I am posting a random six sentence portion of my work in progress "Brothers in Blue: Max."

She hooted, shifted, then bent over the table again.

Max swore he could hear the reply of silent “hoots” from all the men there. Actually, he thought he heard some sighs and groans from along the crowded bar as the little red skirt eased its way up her thighs. Higher, higher…

For Christ sakes! He hoped she was at least wearing underwear!

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Sunday, August 08, 2010

Six Sentence Sunday

Welcome to Six Sentence Sunday! This week I am posting a random six sentence portion of my unnamed work in progress -- a geek romance.

“Your pussy is a she?”

She sniffled. Oh, was she cute… Even with her red nose.

“Yes. Matilda.”

Oh. “You named it?”

Tess blinked once. Twice. Then she bust out laughing. “You thought… My cat! My pussy cat.”

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Sunday, August 01, 2010

Six Sentence Sunday

Welcome to Six Sentence Sunday! This week I am posting a random six sentence portion of my unnamed work in progress geek romance.

Wally stepped back giving her an unspoken invitation to enter his condo. She did just that, brushing by him, closer than expected. But of course, he’d have like her a little closer. Okay, much closer. That was, if she wasn’t crying and forlorn about the loss of her pussy. Err, her kitty.

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