13 NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS THAT
SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE:
SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE:
 |
| 1. Remember to comb your hair EVERYDAY, or at least trim it. |
 |
| 2. Keep your clothes on. Please. |
 |
| 3. Remember your not ALL THAT. |
 |
| 4. You might think your LUCKY, but we have to see it... UNLUCKY. Don't forget the rest of your shorts. |
 |
| 5. LIVE THE DREAM! |
 |
| 6. Remember to put your teeth in. |
 |
| 7. Remember to look in the full-view mirror before leaving the house... Front AND back. |
 |
| 8. Skip the Tear-Away pants this year. |
 |
| 9. Promise to wear underwear. Out of public concern. |
 |
| 10. Limit your use of scissors. At least when it comes to fashion |
 |
| 11. Wear lots of sexy bras... |
 |
| 12. Save money... wear your body hair as clothes. |
 |
| 13. Buy a fuel efficient vehicle. |
So... What was YOUR New Years resolution? Did I give you some good ideas?
10 comments:
Wow! Thanks for sharing. As for resolutions, I've never believed that the first of the year is any different from any other part. I just continue sliding downhill. :)
In a word--euuuhhhhh! I think this all the time when riding the bus: some people really need to look in a mirror before leaving the house.
My post
That is one wild fuel efficient vehicle.
Ummm... Pass the eyebleach, please.
I just don't understand how I can feel so self-conscious about my appearance (and I'm not too awful, according to the hubby), and yet these people obviously don't have a single concern in that arena.
ROFL! I'm cracking up here. Thanks for the laugh today, Jeanne. Happy Thursday! :)
I'm with Kim! Do people honestly not care what they look like?
The horror..I would be scared to walk out the door like that...OMG
OMG! I once blogged about the new "style" of black bras and white, see through shirts. I didn't get it. I still don't.
I resolve to wear a bra in public. Except at Walmart. LOL!
Wow! Just Wow!
Thank God I've not run into any of these in my trips to Wal-mart! The poor people who did see these 'in the flesh' must be so tramuatized.
Happy T13!
OMG. #10 is hard to believe. People obviously thought that was fashionable but what planet are they from???? Seriously!
Post a Comment