Thursday, January 28, 2010

13 Great Maxine Quotes

13 Words of Wisdom from Maxine:

Last week I did a list of quotes. This week I decided to do sayings from Maxine. Who is Maxine, you ask? The acerbic, cranky old woman from Hallmark's Shoebox Greeting cards. And, believe me, it was hard to wittle her list down to only 13...

1. There is no vaccine against stupidity!

2. You learn something new every day. Usually, how dumb yet another person is.

3. I'm busy now can I ignore you some other time???

4. Don't let your mind wander. . . it's too small to be let out on its own.

5. Don't make me use UPPERCASE.

6. Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark.

7. I keep hitting "escape," but I'm still here.

8. Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

9. Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need?

10. Don't believe everything you think.

11. Sometimes wouldn't you like to just put the whole day in your toilet......and then flush!

12. I don't know what your problem is. . . but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

13. I hear you changed your mind at last. . . what did you do with the diaper?

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Alice Audrey said...

There's a sexperation date?!!!! Lord, I hope not.

Inez Kelley said...

I LOVE Maxine with the passion of a thousand sailor on leave!

Stephanie Adkins said...

I love love love Maxine!! She is such a riot. Thanks for posting these, Jeanne! Happy Thursday!

Paige Tyler said...

LOL! Thought I have top agree with Alice Audrey! Yikes! Let's hope not!


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Jennifer Leeland said...

LMAO!!! Maxine is brilliant. I have one on my fridge that says:

"Sometimes the only form of birth control you need is good lighting". LOL.

Anonymous said...

I love Maxine! She is made of awesome.

Ella Drake said...

These are teh awesome!

Chloe Waits said...

Those are awesome. What a great laugh!

Elise Logan said...

Maxine rocks.

And I really, really want a vaccine for stupidity. Really. My life would be so much easier if I could just give someone a shot to make them unstupid.

Sasha Devlin said...

Love these. I wish I had #4 on a mug. I'd casualy leave it on my desk at work....

Jeanne St. James said...

I didn't realize Maxine was so popular! I'm glad everyone enjoyed her words of wisdom!