13 of My Favorite Quotes about Women
I found some quotes I really like about women. I love quotes! I had to narrow it down to thirteen since there are so many good ones out there.
1. Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
2. What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert
3. A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
4. Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West
5. Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
6. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
7. I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash
8. It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead
9. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown
10. Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli
11. Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde
12. A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
13. I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin
Please feel free to add your own favorite quote about women! Sometimes we just need to poke a little fun at ourselves.
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13 comments:
number one may be my favorite
great list Jeanne!
These are all great, but number 9 made me laugh.
Number 5 is my favorite.
:)Becca
I don't have a new quote, but #1 is my fave! Great List
LOL! Great quotes!
*hugs*
Paige
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I wish I'd been able to see these before my lesson today. My students would have enjoyed them! :)
Happy TT!
What a fun list!! I love the pictures, too. Thanks for sharing!
I love Tululah Bankhead.
These are great.
Oh, I don't know. Seems some of these poked as much fun at men as at women.
Great list!
I think the Ogden Nash is my favorite. Fun quotes all around, though. Thanks!
Great list. I especially love #5 and 6, heh.
Happy T13!
Number 6 cracked me up. Great list!
Nice quotes, Jeanne! Sorry I missed you yesterday.
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