Thursday, March 04, 2010

13 of My Favorite Quotes about Women

13 of My Favorite Quotes about Women

I found some quotes I really like about women. I love quotes! I had to narrow it down to thirteen since there are so many good ones out there.

1. Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

2. What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert

3. A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain

4. Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West

5. Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

6. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew

7. I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash

8. It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead

9. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown

10. Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli

11. Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde

12. A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard

13. I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin

Please feel free to add your own favorite quote about women! Sometimes we just need to poke a little fun at ourselves.

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Chloe Waits said...

number one may be my favorite
great list Jeanne!

Ella Drake said...

These are all great, but number 9 made me laugh.

Becca Simone said...

Number 5 is my favorite.


Sasha Devlin said...

I don't have a new quote, but #1 is my fave! Great List

Paige Tyler said...

LOL! Great quotes!


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Ms Menozzi said...

I wish I'd been able to see these before my lesson today. My students would have enjoyed them! :)

Happy TT!

A. Catherine Noon said...

What a fun list!! I love the pictures, too. Thanks for sharing!

Jennifer Leeland said...

I love Tululah Bankhead.
These are great.

Alice Audrey said...

Oh, I don't know. Seems some of these poked as much fun at men as at women.

Great list!

Elise Logan said...

I think the Ogden Nash is my favorite. Fun quotes all around, though. Thanks!

Tatiana Caldwell said...

Great list. I especially love #5 and 6, heh.

Happy T13!

Bryn said...

Number 6 cracked me up. Great list!

Heather said...

Nice quotes, Jeanne! Sorry I missed you yesterday.