"One Easy Piece... Because one is enough, when it's you. Show where you're headed in the ULTIMATE fashion CLIMAX. Fits so tight, it shows ALL YOU'VE GOT... AND YOU'RE A WALKING TURN-ON. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on, easy off, QUICK as a FLICK OF HER TONGUE. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those HOT nig...hts to COME. Designed with your desires in mind... She'll EAT YOU ALIVE in it... ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO FILL IT?" $45
Now for my thoughts (because my head was spinning after seeing this):
- WHO WROTE THAT SHIT??? And how many did they sell?
- If this "shows all" that he's got? He's missing a lot.
- Sexy cool crinkle cloth? How is crinkling sexy?
- "She'll eat you alive in it." Yeah, if she's blind and really really hungry.
- I wonder what he'd put in those front pockets? And why isn't it stain resistant and water-proof?
- I'd like to see a REAL man it it... One with a beer gut.
- I think I saw him in Planet of the Apes.
- Imagine going on a blind date and he showed up at your front door? I'd be like... "I didn't order any janitorial service!"