Thursday, January 06, 2011

13 New Years Resolutions That SHOULD Have Been Made


13 NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS THAT
SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE:

1. Remember to comb your hair EVERYDAY, or at least trim it.

2. Keep your clothes on. Please.


3. Remember your not ALL THAT.

4. You might think your LUCKY, but we have to see it... UNLUCKY.
Don't forget the rest of your shorts.

5. LIVE THE DREAM!

6. Remember to put your teeth in.

7. Remember to look in the full-view mirror before leaving the house...
Front AND back.

8. Skip the Tear-Away pants this year.

9. Promise to wear underwear. Out of public concern.

10. Limit your use of scissors. At least when it comes to fashion


11. Wear lots of sexy bras...

12. Save money... wear your body hair as clothes.

13. Buy a fuel efficient vehicle.

So... What was YOUR New Years resolution? Did I give you some good ideas?

10 comments:

Darla M Sands said...

Wow! Thanks for sharing. As for resolutions, I've never believed that the first of the year is any different from any other part. I just continue sliding downhill. :)

Heather said...

In a word--euuuhhhhh! I think this all the time when riding the bus: some people really need to look in a mirror before leaving the house.
My post

Alice Audrey said...

That is one wild fuel efficient vehicle.

Kimberly Menozzi said...

Ummm... Pass the eyebleach, please.

I just don't understand how I can feel so self-conscious about my appearance (and I'm not too awful, according to the hubby), and yet these people obviously don't have a single concern in that arena.

Stephanie Bennett said...

ROFL! I'm cracking up here. Thanks for the laugh today, Jeanne. Happy Thursday! :)

Maddy Barone said...

I'm with Kim! Do people honestly not care what they look like?

Savannah Chase said...

The horror..I would be scared to walk out the door like that...OMG

Jennifer Leeland said...

OMG! I once blogged about the new "style" of black bras and white, see through shirts. I didn't get it. I still don't.
I resolve to wear a bra in public. Except at Walmart. LOL!

ksmanning said...

Wow! Just Wow!

Thank God I've not run into any of these in my trips to Wal-mart! The poor people who did see these 'in the flesh' must be so tramuatized.

Happy T13!

Bratty said...

OMG. #10 is hard to believe. People obviously thought that was fashionable but what planet are they from???? Seriously!