Thursday, November 11, 2010

13 Sexual Bumper Stickers!


13 SEXUAL BUMPER STICKERS:

1. IF YOU LIKE MY BUMPER YOU'LL LOVE MY HEADLIGHTS

2. SAFE SEX IS IN THE PALM OF YOUR HANDS

3. IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR

4. CONDOMS ARE EASIER TO CHANGE THAN DIAPERS

5. IF MEAN PEOPLE SUCK BE MEAN TO ME

6. MEAN PEOPLE SUCK NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW

7. UNLIKE COMPUTERS WOMEN REJECT A 3.5" FLOPPY

8. I'M NOT LOSING HAIR I'M GETTING HEAD

9. SEX ON TV IS GREAT UNTIL I FALL OFF

10. REMEMBER LADIES IT'S NOT MEN'S MINDS THAT WANT BLOWN

11. TOO MANY MINUTES NOT ENOUGH SECS

12. WILL FOR FOR FOOD WILL BEG FOR SEX

13. IF IT'S PETTY DON'T SWEAT IT, IF IT'S SWEATY DON'T PET IT


What funny bumper sticker have you seen lately?


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6 comments:

A. Catherine Noon said...

LOFF!

>>>this>>> 3. IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR

GREAT list!!

Jennifer Leeland said...

I think I like the one that said "Mean people suck. Be mean to me." LOL!!!!!
Great TT.

Maddy Barone said...

I like # 4. it makes good sense to me :)

Stephanie Bennett / Adkins said...

These are awesome! I especially love #3! LOL!

Fiona said...

English teachers are novel lovers. Yeah, okay it's not as sexy as yours, but I live in a very conservative town!

Darla M Sands said...

I love these!