Thursday, December 17, 2009

Christmas Sex Positions by Tim Butler

Since I slacked today on my Thursday Thirteen, I decided to share this link from It's an article on Christmas Sex Positions (YES!). 10 of them. So HOW many days are there until Christmas? If I start now can I try one of them a day?

Here's an example:

Number 10

Jingle Balls

This move centers around some classic teabaging, either before, during or after intercourse. So whenever you decide to do it, walk to the kitchen and frost your schwetty balls with leftover green and red frosting from the Christmas cookies to appeal to her sweet tooth and ensure extra-intense tongue action. Bonus points if you swirl some red frosting around your penis for a candy cane bonus.

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